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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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