Pictures:

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136

After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

538

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

2290

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

1644

What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

578

What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

1917

Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

2012

Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

3087

What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

40

What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

1823