Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?
Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?
What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?
Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?
What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?
How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?
What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?
What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?
What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?
What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?
What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?
How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?
