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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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