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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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