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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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