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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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