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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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