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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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