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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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