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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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