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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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