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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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