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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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