Pictures:

What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

2282

What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

1109

Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

1790

What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

136

What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

1191

If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

250

What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

1285

What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

2550

What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

766

What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

3098

Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

1989

What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

1548