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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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