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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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