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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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