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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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