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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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