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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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