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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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