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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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