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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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