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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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