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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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