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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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