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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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