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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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