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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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