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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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A square not.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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