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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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