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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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