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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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