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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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