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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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