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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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