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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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