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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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