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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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