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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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