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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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