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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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