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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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