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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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