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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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