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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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