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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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