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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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