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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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