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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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