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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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