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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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