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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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