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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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