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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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