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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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