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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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