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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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