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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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