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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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