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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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A dessert island.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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