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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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