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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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A swimming pool table.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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