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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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