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A pear of scissors.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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