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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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A square not.

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