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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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