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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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A swimming pool table.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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