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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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