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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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