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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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