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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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