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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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