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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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