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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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