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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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