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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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