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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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