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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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