Pictures:

What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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It's a lap top.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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