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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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