Pictures:

Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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A paradigm.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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