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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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