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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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A pear of scissors.

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