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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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A paradigm.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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