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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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