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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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