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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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