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A square not.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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