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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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A paradigm.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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