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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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