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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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A paradigm.

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