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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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