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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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