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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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