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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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