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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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