Pictures:

A swimming pool table.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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