Pictures:

How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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