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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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A paradigm.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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