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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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