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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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