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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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