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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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