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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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A square not.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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A paradigm.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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