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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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A tripod.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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