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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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