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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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An elevator pitch.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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