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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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