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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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