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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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A dessert island.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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