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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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A dessert island.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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