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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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