Pictures:

What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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