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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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