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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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An elevator pitch.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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