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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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