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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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