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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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