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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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