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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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A swimming pool table.

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A paradigm.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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