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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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A tripod.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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