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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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