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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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