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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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