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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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