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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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