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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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