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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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