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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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