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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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