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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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