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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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