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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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