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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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