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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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