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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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