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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

793

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006