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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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