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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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