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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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