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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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