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A son of a gun.

330

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

509

What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

210

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

306

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

932

Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

2243

The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

1404

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261

Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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