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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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