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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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