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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806

Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

639

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

2489

What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

1212

What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

828

Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

2327

Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

1320

What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

1493

Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

3208

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997