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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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