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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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