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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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