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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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