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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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