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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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