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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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