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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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