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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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