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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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