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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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