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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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