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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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