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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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