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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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