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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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