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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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