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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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