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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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