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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

1589

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

1815

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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