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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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