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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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