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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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