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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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