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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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