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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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