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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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