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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

222

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

1301

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

1402

What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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