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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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