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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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